Golf is my salvation. Hallelujah for all those jerk-offs out there playing that stupid game, because otherwise they might be clogging up the places where I like to fish.
And what's up with all these recreational golfers who ride in carts? Not only are you participating in something that can only loosely be defined as a sport, but you're not getting any fucking exercise. Get out and walk and carry your goddamned bag. At least those guys on TV walk, even if they do have someone else carry their clubs. And even if they do wear stupid-looking sweater vests. And the colors. And the patterns. And knickers.
Not like golfers are pretentious or anything.
At least golf courses are nice looking, and they sometimes forestall further sprawl. If only those pot-bellied fucks weren't out there spoiling the view.
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almost as bad as the fools in gas powered pollution machines disturbing the serenity of rivers.
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